Hier mal einige "out of office" Meldungen...

ich bin zur zeit ausser haus (welch Wunder). Bitte melden Sie sich bei Herrn Meier (oder suchen Sie sich halt irgendeinen anderen aus dem riesengrossen Adressbuch).

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you soon after I come back. If I fail to get the position, be prepared for my mood.

Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management level.


I am on holidays. Your e-mail has been automatically deleted.

I'm not really out of the office; I'm just ignoring you.

You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you sent me until I return from vacation on 18/5/2008. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message

The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. The beauty of it is that when I return, I can see how many individuals did this over and over.)

Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks if I'm diligent at it.

Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.

Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.

I've run away to join a different circus.

I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'


to be continued ...